I was working in the lab/late one night...ahem, nevermind that song. But it was late at night in the lab that this phone conversation came through from a patient:
Guy: Lab, this is Guy.
Female Patient: *children screaming in background* Yea, do y'all do pregnancy tests there?
G: Mental image of Wal*Creature. Yes mam, we do.
P: Well, I've got a pregnancy test here and I was wondering if you could explain the results to me.
G: ?! Let me get you a lab tech...*press hold, die laughing*
I just had to transfer that call to one of our lab techs who shares my deranged sense of humor.
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