April 8, 2011

In conversation: be calm

There's a dedicated cadre of smokers in the lab.  Like clockwork they all go out at the same time.  One had been waiting for a while for the other two to come with her, and this happened:

Smoker 1: *irritated face* Well, are we going to do this?
Smoker 2: Were're finishing up some paperwork, just a sec.
Guy: There's the nicotine monkey; jumping up and down on her back, screaming and flinging shit...

-Guy

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